But Dad! Now we can't break stuff!

What in the heck is this?


Breakable stuff under glass! Also known as a "Tease-a-kitty".


How dare you! Bad Human! Building a glass box that I can't get into!


No screwin' around now. Open this thing up! I've got serious needs to break stuff here!


Fine. Tease.

Give a guy a camera and a couple of kitties...

Ride 'em cow-kitty!


No caption. Just a warm fuzzy for my kitty cuddling with me.


Dad, brace yourself. I feel the need to claw and bite and there's nothin' but thigh.


No, look, I'm worth it! I'm really, really cute. It's just a little scratchy-bitey.


Really, really cute, I tells ya.


Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.


It's the return of the two headed kitty!


Welcome to Salon Rook.


We offer wash...


...and rinse...


Is that a mouse on tv?


I would like some petting now.


Oh yeah, that's the stuff...


I'd smile in this one, but Bishop's claw tips gently explained that it's a better picture this way.

Anybody got a match?

More sink kitties!

Guest kitty!

This is Bert's cat Legolas, in action and then healing from his declawing.




Kitty cone!

No Captions. Sink Kitties Don't Need Captions.

It's just water, honest.

Wrasslin'?

Can't a cat get any sleep around here?


Not there!


Um...what...um...


Holy Crap!

More kitties...

Tea Time.


Psst...Bishop. He's got the camera out again.


No more Stargate! Put that Garfield movie on!


Good human. Now leave it there. And get me some treats!


Mmm. That's some good catalog.


I'm gonna eat me a stool.


Posing. Lots and lots of shameless posing. Hussy.




Where you goin'? Bring that camera back here.


Fine. I'll just find another photographer.


Mmm...dude...that's some good catnip...


Bishop tries to jump onto the futon, catches the corner of a pillow instead, and all hell breaks loose.